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The Secret of My Success
An Open Letter to Scott Wiener of Scott’s Pizza Tours
On enabling problematic figures in food.
How to Pizza
A New York-style pizza recipe with extraneous information
How to Steak
It’s a steak recipe.
E Pluribus Falco
The controversial International Pizza Consultant, Anthony Falco, and his broken relationship with Roberta’s.
How to Hoagie Roll
And they say that a hoagie can save us—I’m not gonna stand here and wait.
The 2019 Holiday Gift Guide