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An Open Letter to Scott Wiener of Scott’s Pizza Tours
On enabling problematic figures in food.
A New York-style pizza
How to Pizza
A New York-style pizza recipe with extraneous information
An American wagyu porterhouse steak from Snake River Farms.
How to Steak
It’s a steak recipe.
An artistic rendering of the International Pizza Consultant, Anthony Falco.
E Pluribus Falco
The controversial International Pizza Consultant, Anthony Falco, and his broken relationship with Roberta’s.
A seeded and scooped-out hoagie roll from this recipe with mortadella, sharp provolone, red onion, shrettuce, dijonaise, and pickled hot banana peppers.
How to Hoagie Roll
And they say that a hoagie can save us—I’m not gonna stand here and wait.